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May 23, 2015

Happy Memorial Day

no plans for the weekend.  just another NORMAL weekend.  but to those of you that have plans...




May 21, 2015

Silhouettes

well it's been a few days and absolutely NOTHING is going on.  the weather is cloudy and chilly.... sweat shirt chilly... tho the heat is off inside the house.  weird, huh?

i DID get into my room to play for a bit and it was... just a bit.  mojo didn't seem to want to come out to play.  anyway, here ya go...

 this was fun as i LOVE making scenes ... on my cards,
not in life (tho i have been known to  make a few)!  LOL
so i used POCKET SILHOUETTES and SERENE SILHOUETTES - 
both by SU and then did the clouds with chalk and a scalloped circle.
i LOVE how this turned out!

not much on my agenda lately.  may try to mow the lawn today if the sun comes out.  if it doesn't it's supposed to be here tomorrow!  otherwise, i may give myself some playtime today.

have a great day and thanks for stopping by!

TODAY'S WORDS OF WISDOM.....
An engineer could not find a job, so he opens a medical clinic,
and puts a sign outside that says,'Get treatment for $50,
if not cured get back $100."
 
 
 
A local doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100, so he visits the clinic.
Patient (doctor): I have lost my sense of taste.
Engineer: Nurse, bring the medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Patient (doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "Hey!! This is not medicine, it's gasoline."

Engineer: Congratulations! .. you're cured! You have your taste back ....that will be $50.
 
Doctor gets annoyed at losing to the Engineer, and so he returns after several days determined to recover his money.
Doctor : I seem to have lost my memory and I can't remember a thing.
Engineer : Nurse, bring the medicine from box No 22 and put 3 drops In the patient's mouth.
Doctor: "But that medicine is for the sense of taste!!"
Engineer : "Congratulations! Your memory is back ..that'll be $50!"
 
The Doctor leaves again, but after several days angrily returns for one last try, and more determined than ever to recover his money.
Engineer: "So what seems to be the problem?"
Doctor : "My eyesight has suddenly become very weak".
Engineer : "Well, seems I don't have any medicine for that. Here, take this $100 and go."
Doctor : ...."But this is only a $10 bill!!"
Engineer : "Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten a lot better!! ....That will be $50.
 
 

i just love this!


May 16, 2015

Happy

well things are finally back to normal and summer has arrived with the heat and humidity.  however, summer is only around for 2, maybe 3, days and then we get fall again.  what a cycle!!!!  air on, air off.  sheesh.

 i'm feeling much better tho i still have a slight congestion which, in my opinion, is allergies.  but then, if you listen to the weather report... these are the worst days in 20 years for allergies.  at least i don't need meds for it.

i finally, FINALLY, got into my room for some play time.  mojo pops in every now and then tho still not daily.  anyway, here's a couple i played at...

playing with my happy die....



 on this one i filled in the spaces.

well there ya have it.  not much else going on but sure enjoying myself.  hope you're having fun and thanks for dropping in!

TODAY'S WORDS OF WISDOM.....  ok... a little risk√© but i know you'll LOL...

No matter what Isaac the husband did in bed; his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. 

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'

Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man.

The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,

'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!' 

yep.  i can hear you laughing!


May 12, 2015

Still With a Cold

well i hope you all had a fabulous mother's day.  my head cold is still here tho not as severe. however, it has brought on a cough.  never a dull moment.

the weather is like october!!!!!  i actually had to turn the heat on this morning to get the chill out of the house.

haven't been in my playroom in weeks.  mojo is still missing.  i've not done much of anything except the usual... a little bit of this and a little bit of that.  we got a notice from the complex that they plan on doing what they call ANNUAL INSPECTIONS of each house; so now we're all scrambling to get things done so as not to get a nasty letter!  one of the requirements which really tick me off are.... all dandilions must be gone.  are they freakin' nuts?  in my opinion, dandilions are an ACT OF GOD and if you can't affort to pay for lawn care, let alone $30 for a bottle of weed-b-gone, what do they expect you to do? fortunately, i was able to get me some weed-b-gone and sprayed around my entire property.  now let's hope it works.

there's another rule that i'm not happy about either - tho i DO understand the reasoning behind it.  that rule is... no dog is allowed to be tied up outside WITHOUT the resident being present!!!  ok.  here's why i don't like this one... (1) we have weight limits on the size of dog we can have; (2) isn't that the purpose of putting the dog on a chain so YOU can be inside getting things done????  there are NO small kids in the park and definitely NO kids surrounding my property or anywhere near my residence.  behind me is a field.  NOBODY plays in the field.  my dog is tied up in my BACK yard.... NOT my front yard and you're telling me i must be outside with her????  really?

again, fortunately for me, neenah doesn't like being outside without me anyway, but sometimes i do put her on her chain so she can just get some fresh air and lay out in the sun which she does... and then she's ALWAYS ON THE DECK!

these new owners of the complex are causing havoc here.   such is life.

well, i'm NOT digging into my stash so i hope you enjoyed my WHINE!  thanks for stopping by!

TODAY'S WORDS OF WISDOM..... JEWISH DIVORCE

A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Nathan."
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
 
Her mother says …..
 
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman !
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion !
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari !
You get $2,000 a week allowance !
You take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away...
Over what?
 45 cents?"

for sure!!!!!