Stolen from: The Archives
2. You think you've seen it all, you should see me.... waddle
3. I'm sure you would still love me even if... i knew where you buried the body.
4. I think I have finally realized... i don't need half the crap i thought i did.
5. Since the last time we linked up... i've lost 20 lbs and gained more aches and pains.
6. I get super embarrassed... never.
7. I really thought by now... i'd be on easy street
8. If I thought no one would read it, I would write about... my days as a singer.
9. I knew I was in the wrong place... when i let a con man con me.
10. I am so not above... GOD.
11. Let's pretend... i'm 33 again.
12. Just you wait... i'll be back!
happy palm sunday!