so, no schmoozing. just a lot of playing. this may get boring....
and there ya have it. exciting huh?
TODAY'S WORDS OF WISDOM.... Dating A Jewish Widow--
Esther lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her, urging her to start dating, and get back into the world.
Finally, Esther says she'll go out, but she doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone really nice for you to meet...
Well, he's an immediate hit. They take to one another, and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses, as he does. There she stands naked except for a pair of black lacy panties, and he in his birthday suit. Looking at her, he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning", so he knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night, the same scenario. She's standing there with the black lacy panties on, and he is in his birthday suit... except that he is wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks: "What's with this... a black condom?"
He replies earnestly: "I want to pay a Shiva call..."
come on!!! I know you're laughing!
hugs and sparkles....